New Year's tale: three girls under the window. Fairy tale "Three girls under the window" (a fairy tale for adults in a new way). The Himalayas and Carpathians are far from our house. We would have seen something like Heyerdahl never dreamed of

Scene "Three sisters on New Year's Eve"

Once upon a time there were 3 sisters: Marfushenka - the eldest, Nastyushenka - the middle-aged, Alyonushka - the youngest, and a mirror (it turns out modestly stands on the side). And so the 3 sisters sang under the window late in the evening, sang, sang, and talked about how they should get married, how they could find grooms on New Year’s Eve. And then the elder sister, Marfushenka, comes to the center and says(music - there is hope to marry a prince), and the middle sister Nastyushenka screamed with bitterness (music - loneliness bastard ), and the youngest Alyonushka said this(music - a woman's happiness would be nice nearby).

And so the sisters decided to unwind and went to the New Year's disco: they showed off, showed off in front of their mirror, and spoke tenderly. The eldest Marfushenka was the first to approach the mirror and asks, “Am I the cutest, the most rosy and whitest in the world?” And a mirror in response to her(music - why are you so scary.)

And the second Nastyushenka laughed at the mirror, quickly got ready, came up and asked: “Am I the sweetest, the most rosy and white in the world?” And the mirror answered her(music. How you got me)

Well, the youngest Alyonushka just modestly approached the mirror, and it began to sing(music how beautiful you are today).

As soon as the mirror sang, the door creaked quietly and the Tsar of that side entered the little room(music "Well, wait a minute"). And the sisters stood up modestly and bowed to the king. The Emperor was single, although no longer young. The king looked at the maidens and became thoughtful(music. Girls are different)

The girls were shy, but not at all confused. And the first to decide to tell the king was the elder sister Marfushenka, who came up and said so directly(music. Baby doll, my sweet baby)

The Tsar did not expect such pressure, he already wanted to run away, then the second Nastyushenka jumped up, pushed the first one aside and told the Tsar(Playboy music is just a hero) , and the youngest Alyonushka is also no slouch, she went out to the middle, straightened her hair, took a deep breath and said(music: Take me) And they merged in dance (music "Striptease")

The Tsar got excited, or if he could restrain himself, then the mirror arrived, well, the Tsar’s ear sang that Alyonka was just(music Sex Bom). In euphoria, the king swam and, to celebrate, decided to give gifts to everyone, not to forget anyone, and that’s what the eldest Marfushenka asked(music: Black Boomer ), and the middle one said so directly (music girls’ best friends are diamonds), and the youngest Alyonushka did not ask for any gifts, but only expressed her desire(I want music, I want you to like it). Oh, the king was completely at a loss, he wanted to please everyone. All the girls are good, and he said from the heart(music if I were a sultan).

Well, you know, the mirror here became indignant and menacingly leaned over the king and said(music. What are you hinting at with the royal face?) .

We, the king, father, are not in the east, so we must choose one and only bride. And the king thought and thought and came up with an idea, he approached the girls and said so directly (music It’s just that I don’t have money, as always.)

When the sisters heard these speeches, Marfushenka became indignant, went up to the king and slapped him in the face and said(music get out.) And Nastyushka jumped up, almost knocked the Tsar off his feet, then waved her arms and said to the Tsar’s eyes(music I’ll send him to heaven for an asterisk.)

Our king understood everything here and was already looking at Alyonushka with caution, Alyonushka realized, looked at the king, but not menacingly, but affectionately, and she sang in a gentle voice(music I will kiss you).

The Tsar decided not to doubt and marry Alenka and did not forget his sisters and took everything to the palace. Everything was wonderful and they got married on New Year’s Eve.

Our artists performed, but not everyone said anything, they forgot to wish you a Happy New Year(music New Year).

FAVORITE TALE

IN A NEW WAY.

Storyteller 1:- Dear viewers,

Would you like to see a fairy tale?

Surprisingly familiar

But with creative additions!

2 storytellers come out. Music sounds quietly.

2nd storyteller. The fairy tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it -

A lesson to good fellows!

1st storyteller

Three maidens by the window
We spun late in the evening.

(The first is eating a bun, the second is embroidering, the third is looking around)

2nd storyteller

The three of them gathered

Talk about your own.

1. girl (Enshina Darina).

If only I were a queen

says one girl

I would at any time of the year

I was only involved in fashion.

By its thin figure,

I would have three sheepskin coats:

Mini, maxi, whichever is cooler,

And the only perfume is Gucci

2nd girl (Bogatyreva Maria).

If only I were a queen

Her sister says

I wish I could find myself a groom

The house is huge with a mezzanine,

Near the poplar house,

And carpets and pianos,

in a hill for crystal!

Polish furniture in the kitchen,

Things are super duper, yes!

Your wallet is swelling with money,

Six hundredth Mercedes!

2nd narrator:

Well, you are a beautiful girl,

If you were a queen,
What would you be proud of?
What would you do then?

3rd girl:

I would like the king's father

I would take care of it and love it,
I would sit next to him,
I could look at him forever!
1 narrator:

The midnight hour was approaching,

There was a stomping sound in the yard:

Five heroes enter

Five ruddy barbels.

Grooms to choose from

here Koschey and the old waterman are fat and lame.

Kolobok, the evil wolf, the scientist cat in chains

Everyone is smart, modest, decent

And everyone is dressed perfectly.

Everyone is a noble gentleman!

Virgos will be lucky now!

One two three four five,-

1 girl:

Yes, of course, Vodyanoy,
Old, fat and lame...
But all the power is in your hands,
Pisces, however, are not happy about it.
He gives out all the decrees,
It just doesn’t give you the will!
2nd girl:

Maybe I should marry the goblin?
Good fellow, friend of the forests,
Loud bird voices.
And a lover of poetry,
And a spectator of football matches...
Loves to wander around
Enter into the thicket of the forest
And about the fact that no cola
And he doesn’t have a hut.
Only he can sing sweetly!..
Where and on what will I live?
Do you cry and grieve bitterly?
Well, I do not! I won't!
Better will, but your own!

3rd girl (Bublikova Diana).

There Koschey is always rich,
He's wearing an expensive robe,
Eats on gold, silver,
Travels everywhere. Only Koschey is always stingy,
Even melt water
Everything is subject to accounting
The one that runs in the spring...
And he suffers from boredom -
The whole district knows this...
1 girl looks at the bun.

What kind of animal are you, what kind of fish?
Either you are a fruit, a vegetable or
Are you a frog or a cancer?

1 Storyteller:

Kolobok (Alina Tatarnikova) answered them:
-Are you out of your mind, or not?!

It became stale while it was rolling
Through the forests and through the valleys.
Tanned and hardened
I became hard as a rock.

The girls thought.

“Maybe the wolf will be useful to you,” the cat meowed importantly.

Together:

There is money and appearance

Will not offend anyone!

1 girl

He has a huge eye!
This time.

2 girl
AND

big head!
That's two.

3 girl
And the fangs are sticking out, look!
That's three.

In general, you are not welcome,

get out of the way

1 storyteller

The grooms turned

went home

And everything agrees again

They began to live and get along.

Outside the window the dawn woke up,

She winked and smiled:

Everyone went home

Modern chambers.

And dreams are like stars from the sky,

They won't ask for bread in the morning.

I wish I knew the price of those dreams,

It would be easier, maybe, for us.

2 storyteller

Quickly the tale is told
And misfortune lasts a long time...
Maybe some girls
This tale will come in handy!

Heroes: presenter, 3 girls, Vanya, guests.
Music plays (during the presenter’s speech, the melody “Nature Has No Bad Weather” plays.)
Host: Old fairy tales in a new way, “What good is this?” - everyone says.
Centuries passed, years flashed by, But the fairy tale was always interesting!
(Music sounds)
Host: There are three girls under the window. We spun late in the evening.
(The first is eating a bun, the second is embroidering, the third is looking around; there are two thrones in the background; Vanya is sitting on the side and strumming his guitar.)
Girl one: (stands up, stretches)

If only I were president
I would hang out gyntsa - gyntsa (dances).
(sings a ditty)
I'm a young girl, so pretty,
I’ll go to bed, close my eyes, love won’t give me peace!
VANYA: (plays and sings)
Oh, my darling, garden cherry,
You would love me, honey berry!
Girl one: Here's more! And why should I love you?
You are poor and not a match for me. Look at me - I ate black caviar from my mother and father, and drove around in a Ferrari. What are you going to treat me with? Black breadcrumbs? Oh, if only I were president...
Vanya: What would you do, girl?
Girl one: I would for the whole baptized world
I would prepare a feast! I want to have my own restaurant in Paris.
(Sits down and eats a bun. Girl No. 2 gets up and sings.)
Girl No. 2: Play, Vanya, have more fun
Don't be sorry for the guitar. I'm going to dance now
Beat off with heels. The skirt rides up, the guys smile!
Vanya: Oh, my beauty, Garden Cherry,
Marry me, Honey Berry!
Girl #2: Married? For you? Never mind! You have one good thing - one guitar, and it’s an old one! And I love dressing up so much! I wish there were leather boots, and more pairs, and dresses decorated with Sarov rhinestones! If only I were president...
Vasya: What would you do, Maiden?
Girl No. 2: I would be alone in the whole world
I would weave canvases! To have your own factory!
(Sits down, embroiders. Vanya turns to girl No. 3.)
Vanya: Well, you, beautiful maiden, If you were the president,
What would you be proud of, what would you do then?
Girl #3:
I would like the father-president
I would take care of him and love him, I would sit next to him,
I could look at him forever! And for Father President
I would give birth to a hero!
(Vanya puts down the guitar, takes the royal robe and the crown “Tsar Falling Leaves” from the throne, puts them on and approaches girl No. 3.)
Vania:
Hello, red maiden! If so, then be my wife!
Yes, not an ordinary wife, but an Autumn, golden one! (Queen of Autumn; hands her a basket of fruit.)
Well, you, dear sisters, get out of the room,
Follow me, follow me and my sister!
Be one of you a weaver, and the other a cook!”
(The king places girl No. 3 on the throne and sits next to her. Girls No. 1, 2 stomp their feet.)
Leading:
The sisters were offended and roared like tigresses.
But they didn’t dare to argue, and they kept quiet for the sake of appearances.
But leaf fall didn’t wait, he invited everyone around to the ball:
“Oh, you, gentlemen, guests, I invite everyone here.
Let's sing and have fun, Let's frolic in all sorts of games.
The cook and the weaver will be famous toastmasters.”
Leading:
And the weaver and the cook began to hiss quietly,
They looked at each other, but only smiled at the president.
“Okay,” one snorted, “We’ll amuse you, gentlemen.”
More than once you will have to remember how you had to walk at the ball.”
“We will arrange such a feast for you, the whole world will tremble.”
Leading:
So said the girls, the President of Autumn, sisters.
Well, the president seems to be sleeping and just looks at his wife.
He and his wife are not bored, and do not notice anything around them.
One sister said to the other: “The time has come to spoil the ball.
Now we’re going to make such a mess here that everyone won’t be able to stand it and will leave.”
“Exactly,” said the second. - Let's make fun of ourselves while playing,
Above the guests of Listopad. Let them walk until they drop."

Host: So they said and decided
Guests were invited to the competition. But they still didn’t know what ball they were attending.
Girl No. 1: (passing between the guests) What ball did we manage to attend?

Girl No. 2: Yes, we are in the 19th century. It seems like we didn’t eat enough mushrooms. (They look around in surprise and bewilderment.)

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Competition No. 1? While our participants complete the task, we invite you to answer our autumn questions.
1. How many days does autumn last? (91 days)
2. What is the period of warm weather in mid-autumn called in Russia? (Indian summer)
3. Which tree is a symbol of autumn? (maple)
4. What universal remedy for rain was invented in China? (umbrella)
5. Which birds are considered the best rain predictors? (swallows and swifts)
6. How many days did it rain, leading to the Flood? (40 days)
7. Which of the ancient Greek gods controlled thunder and lightning? (Zeus)
8. How would the phrase “big wind” sound in Chinese? (typhoon)
9. How does autumn end? (November)

Competition No. 2: “Eye meter”.
There is a certain number of coins in the bank. Those interested must determine how many coins are in the bank.
(Prize to the winner)
Competition No. 4: “Fat-cheeked lip slap.”
Two people come out. They are given sweets. They first put one candy in their mouth and say into the microphone: “Fat-cheeked lip slap,” then the second, etc.

Competition No. 5: “Dance competition.”
Five pairs are called. A selection of six or seven well-known melodies sounds. The couple's task is to learn all the dances and dance them correctly. The audience determines the winners.

Competition No. 5: “Comic questions” (for everyone)

Everyone in the room is asked a question, to which they answer with text on a piece of paper, which they pull out themselves.
"JOKIC QUESTIONS"
Are you hiding your ill-gotten earnings from your family?
Is it true that classroom management is your hobby?
They say you check notebooks for a living. This is true?
They say that you jump from the ninth floor in the morning?
Be honest, are you a child hater?
Is it true that you hide from your children under your desk during breaks?
Do you often have to change your appearance while hiding from the school principal?
Would you like to sit in the director's chair?
Is it true that in the evenings you dance the lambada alone?
Is it true that you are a secret agent of Chinese intelligence?
Is it true that you can move your ears, nose and eyebrows at the same time?
It is said that you are writing a dissertation on the topic “Problems of using cell phones in exams?
They say you are allergic to banknotes. This is true?
They say that you sell potatoes in glasses at the market. This is true?
Is it true that you are afraid of the school bell?
Rumor has it that your favorite food is chocolate-covered lard. Is it so?
They say you collect the diaries of Chinese students. This is true?
They say that you often flew in your dreams and became a 1st class pilot. This is true?
They say that you are a very kind and polite person, especially if a weight is dropped on your foot. This is true?
Do you believe that all people descended from monkeys, and that you personally are an alien?
You often see UFOs and communicate with aliens. This is true?
They say that in reality it was you who painted the painting “Mona Lisa”, the song “Victory Day” and invented Morse code. Is it so?
They say that you know where Berezovsky is hiding. This is true?
Rumor has it that a parrot taught you to speak. This is true?
The Russian national football team would like to see you as its head coach. This is true?
They say that you talk loudly in your sleep. This is true?
Do you often fall out of bed?
Do you like to eat?
There are rumors that you are not allowing your neighbors to live. This is true?
They say that you have never deceived anyone. This is true?
Legends are made about your beauty and your kindness. What do you think about it?
They say that Zhirinovsky will make you his successor. This is true?
They say that you cannot live a day without a deuce. This is true?
They say that you can’t sleep against the wall, your knees get stuck. This is true?
You are a very smart person, well, just a genius. Do you agree with this?
Tell me now something most important, the most intimate!
Is it true that you only read one book in your life – a savings book?
They say you are crossing the street when the light is red. This is true?
You live in a luxurious mansion. This is true?

"JOKIC ANSWERS"
Yes, and I also dress second-hand.
No no and one more time no! Although, by the way, yes.
Yes, and I also do cross stitch.
Don't push me with your intellect. I saw Lenin!
I'm writing a book about this.
I'm working on this right now.
All these are the machinations of our enemies.
I will answer you, but I will be imprisoned for it.
I will answer your question only in the presence of my personal lawyer.
Well, maybe a person has at least one flaw!
Only for big money.
We'll meet around the corner in half an hour and discuss this.
And if I answer you “yes”, will you answer me the same?
I give out military secrets only in captivity.
Only by order from above.
Only after the third glass.
When I drink, I can do a lot of things.
Mom forbids me to do this.
And this is what you know about me?
Can't you see it from me?
That's how fate decreed.
There's nothing to be done, that's the kind of person I am.
Such questions need to be asked in bed one on one.
There are still so many interesting things in my life.
I'm ashamed, but that's how it is.
It's just my genes being naughty.
I am absolutely unique!
If that were the case, I wouldn't be talking to you right now.
Ask the neighbor on the left, he is smarter.
To answer your question, you need to at least know the alphabet.
This is what I live for!
This is how myths are debunked.
These are all the machinations of our enemies.
Come on, I don’t even dare think about it!
I can do anything for money.
It happens somehow by itself.
Only at the request of friends.
This is my secret passion.
How much should I pay you to leave me alone?
Quiet! I don't want others to know about this.
If I were you, I would be ashamed to ask such questions.
Alas, this is beyond my strength.
Once a year I can afford it.
Well, why is everyone asking me about this!?
Go away! There will be no answer!
You would only discredit an honest man!
Yes, I have practically no flaws!
Did you understand what you asked?
Will you join me?
Do I look like a clown?
I'm crazy about this, like a little guy from lard.
Only when they press you on public transport.
You're hitting me on the spot with this question!

Fairy tale "Three girls under the window"

Author: Three girls were spinning under the window late in the evening.
Singer If only I were a queen, -
Author One girl says, -
Singer I would sing all day long, I would become a superstar.
Fashion designer If only I were a queen, -
Author Her sister says, -
Fashion designer If she didn't wear old clothes, she would become the best couturier.
Queen If only I were a queen, -
Author The third girl said, -
Queen I would give birth to a hero for the father of the king.

Author As soon as I had time to say something, the door creaked quietly,
And the king, the sovereign of that side, enters the room.
King Good evening! It just so happened that I heard your words.
Have it your way, girls! To be one of you singers.
Voiced, super old, with a microphone and guitar.
And the other one to be a couturier!
Fashion designer Couturier!
Tsar Don't argue with the Tsar!
You will dress everyone very fashionably, and me first of all!
Well, you, soul-maiden, -
The author says,
King Be a queen
And give birth to a hero for me by the end of September.
Author The king did not gather for long. Got married that same evening
And the young queen, without putting things off,
I carried it from the first night. At that time there was war.
The king said goodbye to his wife and set off on a long journey.
And the queen began to wait and protect the offspring.
(Reporters run onto the stage with cameras and cameras, the singer walks, hides behind the throne, the reporters run away).
Queen What a noise! Maybe a thunderstorm? I can't worry.
Singer A! Sister, how are you?
Queen Yes, she hasn’t given birth yet!
Well, what about you? Have you become a singer? Loud, super old?
Singer Vociferous, super old. With microphone and guitar.
The Tsar, as promised, gave me away as a producer.
Oh look! And here he is!
Queen What's your name?
Singer Philemon!
(Producer enters)
song. (phonogram “Tea Rose”, during the song a devil crawls out of the black piano).
Philemon That's it! She got up and left. I said: I got up and left.
(The singer fawns over the producer, kicks the queen out of the throne and makes her husband sit down.)
Queen Look what! Drive away the queen.
(takes out a scroll) Filya! Can I sign?
Philemon A, autograph? It's possible! It's not difficult for me to subscribe.
What is written? "Decree! Beheaded at the same hour..."
Decapitate? Who?
Queen A of the giver of this.
Philemon Are you a queen? Honest mother! Didn't admit it. Sorry, dear!
You sit down, and we'll go! We would like to have time for the reception,
The oligarchs there, the ranks, are of such magnitude!
Queen And the autograph?
Philemon I'll run to you later, if possible!
(Leave)
Queen Run in, of course you can! All sorts of people are walking around and disturbing me!
(He just sits down, let’s go the models. The queen lifts her legs up on the throne. The fashion designer comes out and sings the song “Good for the Beauties”).
Fashion designer Why, dear queen, didn’t you recognize your sister?
Well, dear, how are you?
Queen Yes, she hasn't given birth yet.
But with such relatives, it won’t take long to give birth before your due date.
Fashion designer It's okay to rat around idle, better look at what I've got locked up.
Cool clothes - atas! On you right now.
And models are models! It is clear that they have eaten.
In general, keep your mouth shut! Choose what you like!
(The Queen takes one of the things and examines it skeptically)
Queen No, I certainly won’t wear this even at night.
Fashion designer In vain! Today it is in fashion. That's it, girls, we're leaving!
If you change your mind, call! I'm in tent number 3
In Cherkizovsky everyone knows where to find me, dear!
(They leave. The queen goes into the tent)
Author While the king fights far away, long and cruelly,
The time of birth is coming; God gave them a son in arshin.
(The queen leaves the tent with the child. The sisters run in).
Singer Oh! How good!
Fashion designer Beautiful.
Singer The king's labor was not in vain.
Fashion designer Nose, eyes - amazing!
Singer Let me have a look too!
Fashion designer And look at her little hands!
Queen Quiet! Don't break it!
Singer Na, listen (shoves headphones to the child) - this is your aunt singing!
Queen This music, sister, is not suitable for a child. (Pushes aside headphones)
Singer What! I do not like? (steps aside) Well, okay!
Fashion designer Look! She's annoyed!
Go give birth to your own! You, baby, look!
Super thing! Let's try it on now!
Queen I don't believe my eyes.
Fashion designer Why are you ratting! Yes, almost half the planet wears it.
Queen Before you have time to understand the world, say your first word,
And they are already pushing everything that they try on on you.
In the yard, in the entrance, at school, everyone knows what’s funniest,
What's in fashion, what's on air. Everyone will be mixed up in a gray world.
(Leaves)
Fashion designer I didn’t understand something!
What strange things!
Singer Everything is clear. We sent!
Fashion designer And we'll leave it like that?
We will resolve everything instantly. So it is! Sit down and write!
You are our king! Lord of the world!
Singer Very beautifully said.
Fashion designer The queen gave birth to either a son or a daughter that night;

Seal it, put a seal on it! He will know how to offend!
(Leave)
(The king comes onto the stage and sits on the throne. A messenger comes running.)
Tsar The queen gave birth to either a son or a daughter that night;
Not a mouse, not a frog, but an unknown animal.
I saw this somewhere. Call Pushkin to me!
(Pushkin arrives)

What are you doing, Pushkin – son of a bitch! I came up with it myself, I said,
And here it is, word for word! Which one of you copied from which?
Pushkin Plagiarism! Your greatness! The most ordinary one!
Tsar What happened further in the fairy tale?
Pushkin That queen was slandered,
They were sent out to sea in a barrel, sad and forgotten.
Tsar That's it, now you're free, friend! Fairy tales, brothers, you need to listen to!
The fairy tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it - a lesson for good fellows.
(The king gets up and leaves)
Author On the same day, the king hastily surrendered and went to his wife.
(The king comes out with the queen and the child)
And the sisters, sensing grief, a fashion designer with a pop star
They fled to the corners. They were found by force there.
Here they confessed everything, apologized, and burst into tears.
The king, out of such joy, sent the sisters home.
Pushkin I was there; honey, drank beer - and just wet his mustache.

Final appearance of the actors.

New Year's scene for a corporate party "Three girls under the window...."

A Teenage Girl, a Glamorous Girl and a Bitch are sitting at the table.

Leading:
Three dudes under the window,
New Year's Eve,
The talkers were talking
And they talked about the future.

Teenage girl:
If I were a queen,
Everyone would have to get into a club
Discos day and night,
They'd light it up, that's for sure!

Glamor girl:
If I were a queen, -
Leading:
Her sister says
Glamor girl:
I would be more glamorous than everyone else
She led the fashionistas with her!

Bitch:
If I were a queen, -
Leading:
The sister blurted out the third, -

Bitch:
I would take revenge on the men,
She twisted them into a ram's horn.
And so as not to hang around women

And they were doing housekeeping!

Leading:
I just managed to say -
The door creaked softly,
Santa Claus is coming, king,
The sides of that sovereign.

Father Frost:
Oh, girls, so girls!
Real queens!
Young, wonderful,
Very interesting!
Who here wants to get married?
Here I am, already matured!

Bitch:
Yes, we can’t bear to get married!
You won't find a groom,
So with a penthouse, with a car

And the director of the JSC!

Glamor girl:
Santa Claus, you're single,
Promising (even gray-haired!),
Well, we are beauties

Even without vodka!

Teenage girl:
You're a pensioner with us,
Lovelace is a millionaire,
You miss your wife
You take pictures of girls.
You would be with a frisky girl
I would have a blast in Hilsa.
What, grandpa, choose
But don't deprive me!

Father Frost:
Well, cool bride,
And she belongs in the penthouse!
To relieve boredom,
He will sing and dance!

The wedding march sounds, Santa Claus and a teenage girl walk around the Christmas tree.

Father Frost:
Well, business is calling me
Well, you manage here!

Santa Claus leaves, and the teenage girl organizes a loud disco, a lot of people come running, everyone is making noise...

Santa Claus is returning.

Father Frost:
How to understand this?
I want to run away quickly!
Well party, well it sucks
We are divorcing you!

The teenage girl leaves, the glamorous girl comes.

Father Frost:
Oh, girl, just a miracle!
I will marry this one!
After all, with a beautiful wife
I will be forever young!
Marry me
I already love you!

Glamor girl:
For the king? Well, great
I tried not in vain:
I went to the cosmetologist,
Visited a massage therapist
And dressed in haute couture
I'm cool... purr-purr-purr...

The wedding march sounds, Santa Claus and the Glamorous Girl walk arm in arm around the Christmas tree.

Father Frost:
Well, business is calling me
Well, you manage here!

Santa Claus leaves, and the Glamorous Girl takes a wad of money and sits down at the table.

Glamor girl:
I'll buy a limousine
And not alone,
Beauty salon,
A carriage of jewels,
There are a lot of expensive clothes -
How I dreamed about them!

Santa Claus is returning.

Father Frost:
Who's spending the money here?
And clogs everything up with rags?!
You'll leave me in a thong
And you will become rich yourself!
That's it, we're getting a divorce, goodbye
And take all the rags!

The glamorous girl leaves, the Bitch comes.

Father Frost:
Damn, another one has arrived!

OOO, that’s you I dreamed about!

Bitch:
I'm not a copy of my sisters,
You can enjoy it with me
And good in bed
And a beautiful soul
(You won't want to run away
From me you are under the bed!)

Let's be husband and wife
My passionate Santa Claus!

Father Frost:
Well, let me persuade you,
There is not enough strength to argue!

The wedding march sounds, Santa Claus and Bitch walk around the tree arm in arm.

Father Frost:
Well, business is calling me
Well, you manage here!

Santa Claus leaves, and Bitch takes out a whip and puts on a leather suit.

Bitch:
I'll destroy the old man
I hate the man
I can't stand all louts
I love only myself!
I will arrange a life like this,
That he will howl in horror,
There is no better intriguer
Curse the whole world!

Santa Claus is returning home.

Father Frost:
What type? Tell me please?
You have changed so dramatically!

Bitch:
Oh, come on, get it,
Where did you climb? Answer!

The bitch hits Santa Claus with a whip, and then hits him on the back with the handle of the whip.

Father Frost:
Have you completely lost your mind?
Or maybe you're mad!
Get out of the house! I'm getting a divorce!

All! I won't marry again!

The bitch leaves. The Snow Maiden is coming.

Snow Maiden:
I ran away from Okami
Got into the Corporation
And what kind of man is here -
This is the truth, not flattery!

Father Frost:
I'm seriously fascinated!
What a sweet moment!
Here comes the princess of dreams,
I'm seriously in love now!
Will you marry me?
We will celebrate for three days!

Snow Maiden:
The wedding will be just what you need
And we'll dance until we drop,
After all, we will marry you
On your main winter holiday!

Together:
The New Year will come for everyone, -Father Frost
Happiness is spreading throughout the world! -Snow Maiden
Who suddenly decided to get married -Dasha
Don't rush, suddenly the devil has confused you,
Always wait for your love, -
Nastya
If necessary, wait a year! –Together

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