Little Red Riding Hood. Essay. Rereading the fairy tale Little Red Riding Hood Grandma, why do you need such big ears?
Little Red Riding Hood started menstruating, she got scared, blood was flowing, ran up to the wolf and asked:
- Listen, wolf, what happened to me? The wolf looked closely, thought and said:
- Of course, I’m not a doctor, but I think your penis was torn off...
Little Red Riding Hood is walking through the forest, carrying a basket of pies to her grandmother, with the patter of feet behind her. Looks - a crowd of loafers, about ten people. Well, he thinks they’ll rape him now. And so as not to suffer, she took off her panties, lay down and waited. He hears a stomp rush past, opens his eyes - there are no panties and no basket. Moves on. The same gang is rushing towards us again... Now they will definitely rape you, Riding Hood thinks and lies down on the ground. The crowd rushed past. He opens his eyes and sees: an empty basket, and in it are panties and a note: “They took the pies to grandma, washed the panties. Timur and his team.”
Little Red Riding Hood walks through the forest at night, humming a merry song. Suddenly a Wolf came towards him and said:
- Do you hear, Shapka, aren’t you actually afraid to walk through the forest like that at night?
- What do I need, I don’t have money, I love fucking!
Once mother sent Little Red Riding Hood to her grandmother to take some pies to her. The Wolf found out about this. I ambushed her in the forest. Before Little Red Riding Hood had time to gasp, he grabbed her and dragged her into the bushes. Little Red Riding Hood saw that there was nowhere to wait for help, there was nothing to do, and she began to take off her panties. And the Wolf will scream:
- What are you doing? Are you about to take a shit? Come on, give me the basket.
The wolf met Little Red Riding Hood in the forest and raped her. He lies under a bush, rests and asks:
- Well, what will you answer grandma if she asks why you came so late?
- I’ll say that the Wolf raped me five times.
Don't make things up, Little Red Riding Hood! It only happened once!
-Are you in a hurry?
The Gray Wolf caught Little Red Riding Hood. I thought and thought about what to do with her. I couldn’t think of anything better - he raped me. Little Red Riding Hood sits and cries:
“I’ll tell my grandmother that you raped me three times!”
- How three, when there is only one?!! - the Wolf was surprised.
Little Red Riding Hood's tears immediately dried:
- What, you won’t do it again?
A wolf is running through the forest, all his paws are covered in blood, and he meets lumberjacks. Wolf:
- Hey, have you seen Little Red Riding Hood?
- With a basket and pies?
- No, with a knife and furry balls...
Little Red Riding Hood is walking through the forest, and a tank is driving towards her. Seeing her, the tank asks:
- Little Red Riding Hood, tell me, why do you have a red riding hood?
Little Red Riding Hood turns and throws over her shoulder:
- I’m not asking why you have a dick on your forehead!
Little Red Riding Hood is walking through the forest when suddenly a wolf meets her. Little Red Riding Hood got scared and asked:
- Wolf, why do you have such big ears?
“This is to hear you better, Riding Hood,” answered the wolf.
- Wolf, why do you have such eyes?
- This is to see you better, Riding Hood.
- Why do you have such a big nose?
“Because I’m a Jew,” said the Wolf and cried bitterly.
The play "Little Red Riding Hood" is being staged. main character suddenly fell ill. There is no one to play. They see a janitor in the foyer. Contacted him:
- Please play Little Red Riding Hood, there is only one action left. You read a fairy tale. The wolf will ask where you are going, you will say that you are going to your grandmother, bringing pies and a pot of butter. The janitor agreed. They changed his clothes and let him out on stage. He saw how many people were in the hall and was stunned. Suddenly the Wolf runs out, sees Little Red Riding Hood and growls:
- A-ah-ah, Little Red Riding Hood, I’ll eat you now.
- Ugh, I’m going to see my grandmother...
Little Red Riding Hood and Grandmother are walking along a dark street, a crowd of men meets them, Little Red Riding Hood is scared:
- Oh grandma, what if we get raped?
And grandma thinks to herself:
- Finally getting raped...
“It’s starting to get colder,” thought the gray wolf, and pulled his red cap up to his ears...
Grandma, why do you have such big ears?
- To hear better, granddaughter.
- Grandma, why are your eyes so big?
- To see better, granddaughter.
- Grandma, why do you have such a big tail?
“And it’s not a tail at all,” said the wolf and blushed deeply. - And in general, Little Red Riding Hood, you’re not supposed to know this, the milk on your lips hasn’t dried yet.
“And this is not milk at all,” said Little Red Riding Hood and also blushed deeply.
Charles Perrault
Once upon a time there lived a little girl. Her mother loved her deeply, and her grandmother even more. For her granddaughter's birthday, her grandmother gave her a red riding hood. Since then, the girl wore it everywhere. The neighbors said this about her:
- Here comes Little Red Riding Hood!
One day my mother baked a pie and said to her daughter:
- Go, Little Red Riding Hood, to grandma, bring her a pie and a pot of butter and find out if she is healthy.
Little Red Riding Hood got ready and went to her grandmother.
She walks through the forest, and a gray wolf meets her.
- Where are you going. Little Red Riding Hood? - asks the Wolf.
— I go to my grandmother and bring her a pie and a pot of butter.
— How far does your grandmother live?
“Far,” answers Little Red Riding Hood. - Over there in that village, behind the mill, in the first house on the edge.
“Okay,” says the Wolf, “I also want to visit your grandmother.” I will go along this road, and you go along that one. Let's see which of us comes first.
The Wolf said this and ran as fast as he could along the shortest path.
And Little Red Riding Hood took the longest road. She walked slowly, stopping along the way, picking flowers and collecting them into bouquets. Before she even had time to reach the mill, the Wolf had already galloped to her grandmother’s house and was knocking on the door:
Knock Knock!
- Who's there? - asks the grandmother.
“It’s me, your granddaughter, Little Red Riding Hood,” the Wolf answers, “I came to visit you, brought a pie and a pot of butter.”
And my grandmother was sick at that time and was lying in bed. She thought that it really was Little Red Riding Hood and shouted:
“Pull the string, my child, and the door will open!”
The wolf pulled the string and the door opened.
The Wolf rushed at the grandmother and swallowed her at once. He was very hungry because he had not eaten anything for three days. Then he closed the door, lay down on grandma’s bed and began to wait for Little Red Riding Hood.
Soon she came and knocked:
Knock Knock!
Little Red Riding Hood was scared, but then she thought that her grandmother was hoarse from a cold, and answered:
- It's me, your granddaughter. I brought you a pie and a pot of butter!
The wolf cleared his throat and said more subtly:
“Pull the string, my child, and the door will open.”
Little Red Riding Hood pulled the door rope and opened. The girl entered the house, and the Wolf hid under the blanket and said:
“Granddaughter, put the pie on the table, put the pot on the shelf, and lie down next to me!”
Little Red Riding Hood lay down next to the Wolf and asked:
- Grandma, why do you have such big hands?
- This is to hug you tighter, my child.
- Grandma, why do you have such big ears?
- To hear better, my child.
- Grandma, why are your eyes so big?
- To see better, my child.
- Grandma, why do you have such big teeth?
- And this is so that I can eat you quickly, my child!
Before Little Red Riding Hood had time to gasp, the Wolf rushed at her and swallowed her.
But, fortunately, at that time woodcutters with axes on their shoulders passed by the house. They heard a noise, ran into the house and killed the Wolf. And then they cut open his belly, and Little Red Riding Hood came out, followed by her grandmother—both safe and sound.
Among the smells and sounds Marius Pluzhnikov
Chapter I Why do people need ears?
Why do people need ears?
- Grandma, why do you have such big ears?
- This is so that I can hear you better, my child.
Charles Perrault
Everyone from childhood is familiar with the dialogue included in the epigraph from old fairy tale. Why do we need ears anyway? More precisely, not ears, but auricles, which is what the curious Little Red Riding Hood meant in her question.
In some ways, the Wolf was close to the truth, answering, “so that I can hear you better!” Indeed, thanks to the funnel-shaped shape of the ears, they are able to capture and concentrate sound waves. Old people with reduced hearing, listening to something, put their palm cupped into a mouthpiece to their ear, as if enlarging it. But this is far from the only function ears.
Look at fish, amphibians, reptiles - where are the ears? There is none of them. Sound vibrations transmitted directly to the inner ear system.
In the course of phylogenetic development, an increasingly highly organized sound-perceiving apparatus is hidden in the thickness of the temporal bone, lengthening ear canal, and the auricle appears as a buffer against unexpected damage. So, the auricle has a protective function.
There is also a cosmetic function of the outer ear. At all times and all peoples have tried to decorate the auricle, understanding that it plays an important role in creating the appearance. Let us remember the magnificent earrings and pendants from Scythian burial mounds. And the multi-colored clips that modern fashionistas are after? Some African tribes have a concept of beauty that is strange to us: they pull their earlobes to incredible sizes. But this is also a kind of tribute to fashion. If we look at what the well-known punks do with their ears, then perhaps the mysterious customs of distant African tribes will become closer to us.
In the eastern despotisms of antiquity there was a custom of cutting off the ears of state criminals. Indeed, a person deprived of ears takes on an ugly appearance. The Emir of Bukhara, the Khan of Kokand, the Shah of Iran, and the Turkish Sultan knew this very well.
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- To better see the fine print in contracts!
1 year ago
[top of the day] [top of the week] [top of the month] [random joke]
Grandma-grandmother, why are your eyes so big? What are you doing at the club anyway?
Grandma, grandma, why are your eyes so big?
- Oleg, get out of the toilet! The man is thirty years old, and he still looks like a little boy!
Grandma, grandma! Why are yours so big... Wait, where did you even get them from, you’re a grandmother!
Grandma, grandma, why do you have such big ears?
- I had tunnels.
Oh, grandma, why do you have such big ears?
- To hear you better!
- Oh, grandma, why do you have such a big apartment and 10 companies?
- To make it easier to survive the increase in retirement age.
Little Red Riding Hood:
- Grandma, why are yours so big?
Wolf:
- A! Don't pay attention, granddaughter. I'm the one hatching the chickens!
Grandma, grandma, why do you...
- Well, in principle, you can too.
A child comes home and asks his grandmother: - Grandma, am I Russian or Jewish? Grandmother: - Why are you asking me about this? - You understand, grandma, we need to kindergarten new toys were brought. I'm thinking: take it home or break it?
Don't laugh at grandma!
- Why?
- Grandma was at war!
- So what?
- Grandma knows how to KILL!
My grandparents loved me very much
play hide and seek. In the morning grandma
hid moonshine, and if grandfather
found him, then in the evening
Grandma was hiding.
A child congratulates his grandmother:
- Grandma, I congratulate you on your birthday... - pause.
Grandma says:
- And you wish...
- I’d like borscht with crackers, can you cook it?
Grandmother raising her grandson:
- Andryusha, when you cough, you need to cover your mouth with your palm.
- Don’t be afraid, grandma, my teeth won’t fall out like yours did last time.
Dad, dad! Why is our grandmother jumping around the garden in zigzags?
- Son, to whom the grandmother, and to whom the mother-in-law, better give the second clip!
Paradise. Adam asks God:
- Lord, you created me, Eve. Why did you give Eve such beautiful eyes?
- This is so that you love her!
- Why did you make her such beautiful hair?
- This is so that you love her!
- Fine. Why did you give her such a beautiful body?
- This is so that you love her!
- Lord, but why didn’t you give her a drop of brains? ? ?
- And this is so that she loves you!
Grandfather, you are such a gentleman, so why are you sitting in this photo and grandma is standing?
- You see, granddaughter, we were photographed the morning after the wedding. This morning I could no longer stand, and your grandmother could no longer sit.
One day, a grandmother and her grandson mixed up the pills.
Grandson fell asleep during face control...
Grandma knitted an eight-meter sock...
The grandmother comes to the doctor, and the doctor is also a grandmother.
The grandmother stops the young man and asks:
- Son, how can I get to the hospital?
- Well, grandma, for example, go out onto the road...
You're cheating grandson!
- Yes, grandma!
- Don’t you know what happens to those who cheat?
- I know, grandma, they are winning!
A grandmother walks with her little grandson and shouts in a commanding voice:
- Come on, don’t go there, you’ll fall!
Grandson:
- So what? Does that mean you can fall, but I can’t?
Grandmother:
- And I didn’t fall!
Grandson:
- She fell and fell - dad said yesterday “again, damn it, your grandmother just fell out of the blue!”
Grandmother and granddaughter are sitting in the kitchen.
- Yes, in our time the music was much more melodic.
- Grandmother! After all, this mixer works.
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